Saturday, April 03, 2004
I was at the mall, and this security guard came up to me. He was like, "excuse me but your blocking a fire exit." I was like, "if you have legs, and are flamable, you are never blocking a fire exit."
View ArticleSunday, April 04, 2004
Ok, looks like i'll have to explain the previous story. So the security guard says, "excuse me, your blocking the fire exit." As if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna move. So I said, "if you have legs,...
View ArticleSunday, April 11, 2004
I saw some two dollar bills today at church... That's amazing to me, cause the last time I saw a two dollar bill, it was in a plastic bag, on sale for eight dollars?!? Something about that is severely...
View ArticleSaturday, April 17, 2004
Today I was thinkin, man I wish I had like a really easy phone number. Somethin like 555-5555. That way if someone asked me my phone number, I could be like, "just press five for a while, and when I...
View ArticleMonday, April 26, 2004
Appearently you guys wanna hear stuff about my weekend and other crap along those lines. So, here it goes. Friday night, I really didn't feel like goin to vespers. So Rob, Luke, Cory, and me decide to...
View ArticleSunday, May 02, 2004
Today I drove around for like twenty minutes with the "emergency brake" ON. That doesn't say much for me, but it sure as hell doesn't say much for the "EMERGENCY BRAKE!"
View ArticleMonday, May 10, 2004
Well hello everybody, or just you three... whatever. Damn, aren't you guys excited that after next week, school is over, and its summer again? Well I am, and if your not then your either one sick...
View ArticleFriday, May 21, 2004
IT IS DONE!!! hell yeah, today was the last day of school. I gotta admit, it feels really good, really really good. The only bad thing is, now I got three long days of graduation cerimonies. CRAP!!!...
View ArticleMonday, May 31, 2004
Well hello everyone! It's been awhile hasn't it? I'd like to take this moment to apologize to my xanga. Mr. Xanga, I'm sorry for ignoring you, and not giving you the attention you deserve. I intend to...
View ArticleSaturday, June 12, 2004
So here's the story. Luke and me were gonna room together at Union, and Chris and Rob were gonna room together, and we were all goin to be suite mates. The Chris decides that he wants to go to Andrews,...
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